They were scared because they were looking into a mirror of their soul.

Winter lovers ignoring that even the plants think winter is shit enough that literally partially dying is preferable to experiencing it.

Union Jack needs a dragon on it. Like, it missed the coolest flag when mixing them all together.

Based Dropout enjoyer.

Wholesome furry vore.

Eating cobs as dry as Thatcher’s gash will do that to you.

Average panto bathroom.

More a point that there wouldn’t be too much a driver could do anyway, assuming the kid just wandered out. The original context is that the YouTuber was going something like 95 on a 35 road. I agree we don’t really need monster roads everywhere.

Edit: Lol the road even straight up had ‘watch for children’ signs. Fucking idiot.

TBF that child appears to be jaywalking on a freeway.

I have that painting up in my hallway. It’s the first thing you see when you enter through the front door.

Lesbian plugs:

I think we have the same mod installed.

All of my nipple hairs are like 3-4 inches long.

I see you’re also obsessed with media scrobbling. I fell down the Trakt rabbit hole a few years ago.

Is there a way to get that Cheetos pattern onto denim shorts?

They don’t want to get their fur wet.

Unlimited Mug (I’m a cynical Londoner).

It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!