Green iguanas are sometimes called Bamboo Chicken for how edible they are. I think eating them is a good way to deal with them if they are an invasive species in an area

Is Luigi as kind and handsome as he appears?

Fuck, I got curated Tumblr and curated Twitter mixed up while selecting a community to post to. My bad

It was a trash show and that universe needs a John brown to fix it

Fucking preach. I’ve never down voted so many comments on my own post before. Or any post honestly.

Yes

I, personally, have always unironicly liked electro swing.

You know that, I know that, but I don’t think the chicken will question it.

Real life ones go to heaven, they don’t get to really choose to be tools for cops or understand the ramifications of their actions. Paw patrol dogs though go to hell.

Ignoring the fact that this isn’t actually a thing I or anyone can do, I think it would be really funny to give JK Rowling gender dysphoria actually.

The painting is Ophelia by John Everett Millais. :)