Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.

Subtly undermine my self-confidence.

Any way he choose. How would pick my as boss? That’s a very bad move.

EDIT : God! What did I wrote?! I’m keeping this comment for posterity.

Cheese.

Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.

Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.

Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.

Takes away my coffee

Exploiting my hubris.

I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.

Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.

I’m gonna say donuts

Tell me they’re going to meet me at like 5pm, and never show.

Just start yelling at me and I’ll probably shut down and cry.

Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.

⚠️ wet floor ⚠️

Wait out my timer or go around me.