Let us model the poop rule as a predicate keep that maps the set of real world objects to {true, false} and a function poopy that maps the set of real world objects to the set of real world objects with poop on them.
For all x, keep(poopy(x)) = keep(poopy(poopy(x))), thus we can say that poopy is idempotent under keep.
Further, poopy is injective because there exist distinct x and y such that keep(poopy(x)) ≠ keep(poopy(y)). The proof by example is that you would keep a poopy million dollar bill, but you would not keep a poopy poop.
Your model is lacking in one area - poopy() has an inverse poopwash() where for some set of poopy objects Y, poopwash maps Y to a subset of the set of real world objects, but there exists a set of poopy objects Z for which poopwash maps Z to a subset of poopy objects.
My initial instinct was to suggest that for all z in Z, keep(z) = false, however I believe your million dollar example runs counter to this. Nonetheless, I suspect there is a useful subset of Z, let’s say S, for which we can say, for all s in S, keep(s) = false.
Welp better throw out all my food
But I’m keeping my cables. The poop will wash off fine.
But what about the things the cables plug into? I know I’m not washing anything with a capacitor.
Works for clothes not for food
The problem with this method is that it puts far more importance on what the object is made of rather than how useful it is to keep around.
Day 1 on using this method and I’ve tossed away all my electronics and food, sitting in an empty apartment with a ton of linen.
- start cleaning the object
- lose interest halfway through
- put it aside to finish cleaning it later
- …
Joke’s on you, I have too much climate anxiety to throw anything out. I practically wash my toilet paper rather than flushing it.
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By this logic, get rid of all your food and clothing. You can’t get poop stains out of most clothing and obviously you’re not going to risk eating food that had poop on it.
Also, go ahead and keep your litter box tools forever.
@Track_Shovel
throwing away all my toilet paper immediatelyBidet it farewell for me.
