Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers
You must be really popular at barbeques
Ok kids! Get your marshmallows!


Good thing the US is cutting USDA funding at unprecedented rates!


Due to the straight of Hormuz? Is that the linkage you’re making?


Funnily enough, I saw this meme earlier, and thought it was an AI rendering of the world’s fastest manhole cover. Then I scrolled Lemmy, and here I am.


The whole situation is wild.
The UCP literally handed separatists Alberta voter information in a ‘i’m gonna leave this alcohol in front of this alcoholic fresh out of rehab’ way
And in a ‘here is a gun, and how it works, mr. Person on suicide watch’ showed the separatists how to use the leaked data by demonstrating using the last UCP premier’s information. Her and her entire base hat him because he isn’t hardline enough and actually implemented COVID knockdowns etc.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/former-alberta-premier-jason-kenney-personal-data-9.7192054
Once caught she blames the opposition like any good politician
And then the separatist magically go from 173k signatures to 300k when they were struggling to get signatures
The courts say that lmao you can’t separate as it violate indigenous treaties and she goes nah we gonna challenge the ruling
She’s so corrupt and clearly a separatist Premier. Separation would be the stupidest thing for Alberta you could manage.


Don’t worry it’s all part of God’s plan /s


I don’t think victims, but pinched by the trap.
If you take 'epstein is a Russian agent’s like they are imply ‘epstein likely got his girls from Russian organized crime’ and ‘bill gates got an STD from a Russian hooker’, a picture starts to emerge.
It seems to be a russian extortion ring for Intel and secrets etc with Donald somehow involved as well.
The part I don’t get is how many people are willing to rape underaged girls. Sheesh.


I can’t express how much I wish my fellow Albertans, who want to join the US, to pack their things and head to their promised land.
The separatists movement has always been here. For decades even conservatives would laugh at someone suggesting ceding from Canada. Then PP came along and started riling them up and taking a page out of mein Kampf 2nd edition and here we are. That, and every equipment operator, truck driver and Derrick hand started listening to conservative podcasts and doing some ‘deep thinking’ without the requisite number of brain cells.
Fuckheads.
Hurling Subway sandwiches at cops is probably the best use of them. They aren’t fit for human consumption


Jane was a class act, a total bad ass, and a huge inspiration for a little nature nerd (like I was at 6).
Sad to see her go, but she’s left a huge mark on science and conservation and inspired thousands.
Now I’m a big nature nerd, and work to save it. Thanks for the guiding light, Jane.


Honestly, they inadvertently made it better, and certainly made it more poignant


We can do this with wet wipes, but carbon is a bridge too far?
Easily the weirdest demonstration of the. ‘polluter pays’ principle


Did they actually find his battle plans?


I’ve seen some videos on them. They look pretty nice but I worry about how they hold up and the build quality, as I would any relatively unestablished brand.


I hate that my mind went there, too. I was going to suggest OP shoot a solo video, with the first shot being the jar between their ankles.
The internet has ruined me.
That thing he’s doing with his mouth: it’s unnatural for him


I’m prepping my measles blankets right now. Those unvaxxed nazis don’t stand a chance!
What is a tally and why are we whacking them?