Me: [unintelligible]
Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon]
Me: AH! MIKE!
Me: MICHAEL JORDAN… MIKE TYSON… MICHAEL PHELPS?
Announcer: And that’s time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I’m required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.
I can’t list ten of anything if you put me on the spot.
I’ve accidentally taken a double dose of my stimulants a few times and holy shit, I will never do that again on purpose. I felt an unpleasant manic energy and generally jittery. There’s absolutely zero chance of me abusing or ODing on this drug.
I think you might have to buy one more book as well? If I had four problems, I’d still be left with one.
Public pubic hanging in two days
This stupid antique computer is the reason my iOS keyboard autocorrects “emacs” to “eMacs”
Is this a joke about bugs?
DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_FIRED
nutglutton.xlsx
To be clear, I’m not saying she should go free! She’s clearly a danger to others. I just don’t see any value in further punishment — if anything, she needs therapy and rehabilitation, if that’s even possible.
If you meant evil in a spiritual sense, then I’d be very curious to hear your thoughts on why classifying people or actions as evil is necessary.
I deeply disagree. I think most healthy parents would probably die for their kids. There’s no price that would make me consider poisoning a baby. Ultimately, the payoff was A$60k which is about $37k USD — not exactly a life changing amount.
I have a hard time assigning guilt to people who commit truly heinous crimes like this. Like, your brain is obviously completely fucked if you’re poisoning your baby for internet points.
Relevant reading: https://justine.lol/lambda/
I love when my timer goes off and I have no memory of setting it. Which critically important thing am I forgetting now?
The jury is out on whether every finite sequence of digits is contained in pi.
However, there are a multitude of real numbers that contain every finite sequence of digits when written in base 10. Here’s one, which is defined by concatenating the digits of every non-negative integer in increasing order. It looks like this:
0 . 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 ...
Creutzfeldt-Jakob
Wtf, why would you put the third cat at risk like that? You already had ample evidence that the name is cursed!
Oh, in that case all OP needs is cat.
Famously, in 1824.
You wouldn’t download… a vinyl record…