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“Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma.”

But also Jimmy (or whoever saved him) now has two broken arms thanks to a human sized object falling onto them at terminal velocity.

… Two broken arms…? Oh no… I remembered that Reddit post.

Most reasonable lemmy.ml/hexbear/lemmygrad mod

It’s bizarre that people get on Omegle to talk to strangers about communism in the first place, but to go on Omegle and list that as an interest just so you can berate strangers for their interest in communism is unhinged.

RIP Omegle, thanks for all the dimly lit middle aged men jacking their dicks on webcam over the years 🫡

If you’ve ever driven more than a few miles outside of a major US city you’d know this is all too real.

𓀟 𓀟𓀕

𓁆𓁌 𓀠𓁀

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Takes “always relax” potion

In the original comic, the hexagon is off-panel in panel 3. Also several speech bubbles have been moved around. Who edited these things and why? Also super lame to crop out the comic’s title.

Your CPU: made out of transist🤮rs

My CPU: made out of redst😍ne

“Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?”

“Oi, mate! I can’t duff you up wittout getting a wee bit closer! Fink it fru, bruv!”

Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

Wouldn’t it be better to use all that obsidian to build nether portals so we can build a public transit system on the bedrock roof?

Chrome doesn’t “leak” your data to Google, it intentionally sends it directly to them. That’s like saying my toilet “leaks” human waste into the sewage system.

Photoshop? I get my paycheck direct deposited and access the paystub via workday. I can just straight up use developer tools to make my pay whatever it needs to be (on paper, at least).

I’m an elite hacker and I grabbed your IP address from this post. It’s 192.168.0.1 just so you know I’m not bluffing.

You can’t just post this and not include what game it is.

I stopped playing for a few years way back when, during that time they forced everyone to switch their accounts to Microsoft accounts. Next time I tried to play it wouldn’t let me log in and wouldn’t let me migrate my account either. I shit you not, it took Mojang support 6 fucking months to respond to my ticket with anything other than an automated message.

That’s not an elevator, it’s the entrance to a movie theater.