what’s the best open here

Bridget in Guilty Gear XX

just like all the real cultures depicted in harry potter as total bastardizations

transing my gender back and forth like ikaruga to bypass the final boss’s multiple layers of mortal-man-proof and mortal-woman-proof armor

it took a bit to find a food not included in the database and ironically it was salami. i will never know if cat can have a little as a treat

super helpful! i made a bowl of rice, salmon, mayo, and seaweed and split it with a stray cat

i love it

what’s it called when you’re shorting your children’s futures

The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit—and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country.

and make things better

pet cats

the ICC issued the warrants, so it’s up to someone to arrest netanyahu and bring him to the hague, like what happened to Duterte earlier this year

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I’ll match that

what’s the bounty on capturing netanyahu and bringing him to the hague

social battery

social spicy pillow

Sucking Dick Through The Pearly Gates would be a great name for an autobiography if you want to use it

Is her sister named Celes?

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this right here. directly in the mouth and swish it onto your teeth