I wish there was more I could do. This is a terrible betrayal of Ukraine on my country’s part. I’m going to call my representatives in congress today to once again voice my anger about the situation but on some level it feels like a hollow gesture since those three idiots don’t give a flying fuck what I think.

Oh boy. You guys are really underestimating our (US) ability to work against our own interests.

Update: Angry rant delivered as promised.

I’ve been calling my congressman’s office to angrily rant at his staff every other day for the past few weeks. I plan to do the same tomorrow and Ukraine will be the topic of my rant.

Not sure if it will do any good since he’s a shithead Republican and probably doesn’t care about my opinion.

I mean, we’re talking about a guy who managed to run multiple casinos – businesses which consist mostly of taking money from people and giving less of it back – into the ground. He’s a complete moron.

“Dad, you better quit taking those blood pressure meds. You might become dependent on them.”

Hope the rest of Europe is preparing for WWIII because there’s no way Russia actually backs down without a decisive loss. On the upside, I think any direct military action by the US would be hugely unpopular domestically. Even with the brainwashed fucktards. That doesn’t mean we’re not going to make a huge mess indirectly. I am very sorry in advance.

For me it’s not fear. It’s having to power up my “extrovert persona”. I’m happy to do it. I enjoy talking to people but it’s also exhausting.

If that were to happen, I hope we continue our 50+ year tradition of losing wars.

Don’t be too sure. The GOP started replacing their platform with just sheer obstructionism and scapegoating [minorities] in the 1990’s. They’ve spent the last 30 years showing the public that they have no intention of “leading” and yet they now control the US government.

Stamina: 8/10

Speed: 5/10

Armor: 0/10

Say what you will but donkeys are steadier and less temperamental than horses. They are also great at protecting your livestock from predators.

Maintenance costs are going to be astronomical and you’ll be locked into only having it serviced by the dealer.

There is a not insignificant number of Americans who are really fucking stupid.

This. Numerous actions taken by the administration so far have been blatantly illegal or unconstitutional. Gotta muddy the water so no one has time to focus on that.

Can’t wait to call and gripe loudly about the massive price increases to the staffers of my idiot congressman and senators.

Freedonia

The plane itself becomes a weapon in a pinch. Now that’s what I call efficiency.

Don’t worry. We’re working overtime on it.

Mañana.

My former doctor: “Ya. You probably have ADHD but you’re fine. You’ve learned to cope with it.”

Me: Drinking half a bottle of Jim Beam every night to “cope”.

Side note: nice seeing you around again Stamets. The meme quality was suffering in your absence.