Me before opening the post: “There’s such a thing as a cat warmer?”

Me after: “Ohhhh, that cat warmer”

Cat and Cat Pro Max

Frens!

Y’know, like the engineer, Giory La Forge

Kittywise

Does Apple have their hands in tumblr now? What would they have to do with censoring words on tumblr?

What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

Braincell disabled.

Margit’s expression has put a smile on my face, thank you for sharing, internet stranger

Move your feet, lose your seat

Based on your username, I imagine the cat is thinking

All I want is some wet food, and she wouldn’t give it to me!

All I wanted was some wet food, just one little can

And she wouldn’t give it to me, just some wet food

🖤🤎🖤🤍🤎🖤

Fuck that, be biased against authoritarian bigots

aww look at the itty bitty lion

Seriously, the point of a hot dog is being a finger food. There’s no good way to do that here. Just cut up the dog and put it in the mac.

plot twist: another cat typed the messages

Orange at the far end got too far away from the brain cell, didn’t realize there were comfy cat shaped grooves it could lay in

One’s in case you’re having a good time, and the other’s in case you’re having a really good time. It’s the Reverse Ted Buckland starter pack.

I like how it’s like a gradient not just of coat color but also reaction to the situation, from left to right:

1: let me go!!

2: let her go!

3: what’s all this then?

4: head empty, just vibing

But what if you got enough break on it to get the batter to swing at a baby outside the zone?