So much winning

War crimes are cool and easy to do

Traitor?

I remember when it changed from creamy to just sugar goop that makes my teeth hurt.

How about a mirror on a drone?

The laser could be on the tank with a mirror on the drone

tethered

I would have told me to fuck off

The fuck?

If you don’t pick a team you’re not in the game!

Im sure china has something they can use

Best we can do is a school shooting, sorry.

All of the photos of the cleaned up wells still have rafts of trash floating in them 🙁

Enough for like 1 pipe

Is that why they murdered a guy today?

But not real mafia, this is a mafia movie trope at best.

Its not peace in the literal sense, its protection in the mafia movie trope sense.

I wish my kids would grow out of this bad behavior

The article is hilariously lacking context!

One of the first large snow penises of the year

Is this a German tradition?

Drinking tomatoes