That’s kind of loaded. Banned is a strong word but, Cheetos specifically were not only engineered to be addictive, but Frito-Lay isn’t even shy about admitting that.most of the snacks you find in the middle aisles are. Soda included.

Does calling me sweetie give you a boner or something? It’s cool dude I just don’t swing that way. And if I were gay I wouldn’t top for some country bumpkin like you. No offense.

“happily”

I’m sure she’s happy and not stuck. Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Oh no. Some sexist guy in the American Midwest won’t date the nebulous concept of a woman with bodily autonomy! What ever will the women do???

This isn’t saying you can’t get a divorce. It’s saying a woman cannot be legally obligated to fuck her husband.

Nothing I love more than seeing gross takes on the Internet from my home state.

You know what definitely doesn’t spur a people to revolution? A foreign power bombing them. If anything it has the opposite effect.

It took a string of military failures, a famine, and a lot of dead Italians before that picture could be taken.