Hmmm, feels like I’ve seen this one before

The Princess Bride

Yeah, I guess I just don’t like looking at his wildly cocked eyes.

Yeah, but thats only after China invaded.

No Green Ukraine?

Naw, I think his would have the pieces set up as standard, but with all the extra space behind his troop lines.

Zac Efron.

The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.

I can’t tell if this is real life or sarcasm…

Did I really miss the memo on this one?

Damn, and so close to a Haiku too.

As someone who spent time in the military, I know exactly what you mean.

I wish the people I worked with were 25% as competent, rational, and level headed as the crew of the Enterprise.

Edit: Spelling

I think their power grid keeps them from being a super power