Alt text: Photo of a flight attendant on plane carrying a cat.
Text reads “CAT ESCAPES ITS OWNER IN ECONOMY ON A DELTA AIR LINES FLIGHT AND TRIES TO UPGRADE ITSELF TO FIRST CLASS.”
ECONOMY, CARL!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M MOVING TO FIRST CLASS IMMEDIATELY!
CARL THEY HAVE DIRTY SHIRLEYS!
“Cats don’t drink alcohol, Donut”
The seats are free.
You can just take them.
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Know your worth.
GENTLEMAN, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
What is the charge?
I like the laughter on the first-class lady’s face. Also I think I might be willing to pay for first class if it came with a beautiful floofy cat like that.
Bro was probably going crazy from the sound of the engines :(
Can you blame it?
"Excuse me. Is there a fee for a catnip martini?’
Can confirm, that is a first-class feline uwu










