Me: buys printer from a four-letter online vendor
Vendor a week later: My dear printer-lover! I have just the deal for you. Don’t you want to buy more printers?

Caricature of a capitalist brandishing adverts of printers “on sale” towards an block of instant noodles with annoyed eyes and the caption “my honest reaction”

The instant noodles are a recurring self-identifier of @[email protected] (Nudel meaning noodle)