• floofloof@lemmy.caOP
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      2 hours ago

      No one said he was smart. His toolbox only contains one hammer, and someone put the head on the wrong end.

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    US to Canada: Bend over.

    Canada: No.

    US: You’ll enjoy it.

    Canada: Are you serious?

    US: You’re unreasonable.

    Canada: You’re creepy and weird.

    US: Well then I’ll rob my family under the guise of robbing you and you’ll have to watch them cry. What do you think about that?!

    Canada: … ~leaves the room~

    US, to family: This is all Canada’s fault. Bend over.

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    Trumps “art of the deal” is to get people to the table with false pretence and then take a giant shit on the preliminary agreement and tell everyone to smell it.

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    7 hours ago

    I’m so glad my grocery store started getting oranges from South Africa instead of Florida now.

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    Fuking taco man is at its weakest it’s ever been. Orange pig getting dragged on all fronts, unfortunately he’s taking it all down with him

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    Both nations accused the other of scuttling the deal, with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney citing “last-minute changes” by the Trump administration and US Trade Representative Jamieson Greer pointing to “new demands and walk backs” by the Canadians.