cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/69749277
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/69746767
*Until Monday at which point Trump will attempt to temporarily restart negotiations
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/69749277
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/69746767
*Until Monday at which point Trump will attempt to temporarily restart negotiations
US to Canada: Bend over.
Canada: No.
US: You’ll enjoy it.
Canada: Are you serious?
US: You’re unreasonable.
Canada: You’re creepy and weird.
US: Well then I’ll rob my family under the guise of robbing you and you’ll have to watch them cry. What do you think about that?!
Canada: … ~leaves the room~
US, to family: This is all Canada’s fault. Bend over.
Well put. I don’t think I’ll be able to take enough showers to feel clean ever again.