People who pee standing are banned from my house. I don’t even care if they’re willing to sit, I’m not taking the risk, specially if there will be alcohol involved and they could forget it and make a mess on my bathroom.
I just don’t invite people to my home until I’m reasonably convinced they sit to pee. Usually if it comes up in a conversation and they say it, I’m not sneaking behind bathroom doors to hear them peeing if that’s what you thought. And if my bathroom is a mess after someone came to my house for the first time, they’re not getting invited again. Never happened though.
Bro you sound like a real life Seinfeld character.
I feel like you need a crocheted sign in your loo that says “stand to piss, you get the dis” or “sit to pee, you’re alright with me”
People who pee standing are banned from my house. I don’t even care if they’re willing to sit, I’m not taking the risk, specially if there will be alcohol involved and they could forget it and make a mess on my bathroom.
How do you go about regulating this?
I just don’t invite people to my home until I’m reasonably convinced they sit to pee. Usually if it comes up in a conversation and they say it, I’m not sneaking behind bathroom doors to hear them peeing if that’s what you thought. And if my bathroom is a mess after someone came to my house for the first time, they’re not getting invited again. Never happened though.
Bro you sound like a real life Seinfeld character. I feel like you need a crocheted sign in your loo that says “stand to piss, you get the dis” or “sit to pee, you’re alright with me”
They 100% sneak around to listen to their guests pee.