• Xeno@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      14 hours ago

      I just don’t invite people to my home until I’m reasonably convinced they sit to pee. Usually if it comes up in a conversation and they say it, I’m not sneaking behind bathroom doors to hear them peeing if that’s what you thought. And if my bathroom is a mess after someone came to my house for the first time, they’re not getting invited again. Never happened though.

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        13 hours ago

        Bro you sound like a real life Seinfeld character. I feel like you need a crocheted sign in your loo that says “stand to piss, you get the dis” or “sit to pee, you’re alright with me”