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minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·edit-213 hours agoPossibly the best onion article ever, because shortly after, Gillette actually released the Mach 5: Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 hours agoMad TV did a 20 blade razor which isn’t even that ridiculous anymore.
minus-squareP03 Locke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoPretty sure SNL did it first.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·12 hours ago5? That’s for babies. I’ve found a 7 bladed razor: https://www.amazon.com/Dorco-Pace-Worlds-Razor-Cartridges/dp/B01AVRYXAY
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-212 hours agoLol, keep in mind, that article came out 22 years ago, when the onion still had a print edition
minus-squareCybersec@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 hours agoThey have a print edition again, funnily enough.
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoBack then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers.
minus-squaretopherclay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 hours agoYeah but back then it wasn’t ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoCan you mount several?
Possibly the best onion article ever, because shortly after, Gillette actually released the Mach 5:
Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
Mad TV did a 20 blade razor which isn’t even that ridiculous anymore.
Pretty sure SNL did it first.
5? That’s for babies. I’ve found a 7 bladed razor:
https://www.amazon.com/Dorco-Pace-Worlds-Razor-Cartridges/dp/B01AVRYXAY
Lol, keep in mind, that article came out 22 years ago, when the onion still had a print edition
They have a print edition again, funnily enough.
Back then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers.
Yeah but back then it wasn’t ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic.
Can you mount several?