“You’re upside down.”

I believe I know the problem, I’ve seen this before. Because your cat is calico, she has at least 5 braincells. But because she is orange, she is prone to losing all braincells at once to other oranges in need of a braincell. When all braincells are allocated to other cats, the calico briefly malfunctions

Goofball

A photo you take seconds before death by 12-pound furball

Not a bug. It’s a feature