I ate a too hot omelette and burnt the roof of my mouth again.
Now it feels sensitive and fragile, again.
Why did we as a species, whom are omnivores, develop such thin mouth roofs?
Hippos can crush entire watermelons with their mouths, why didn’t we get a tough inner roof.
AND most of you western bastards shit in a half-standing 90-degree position, instead of squatting. Your colon isn’t built for that. Get a toilet stool.