I ate a too hot omelette and burnt the roof of my mouth again.
Now it feels sensitive and fragile, again.
Why did we as a species, whom are omnivores, develop such thin mouth roofs?
Hippos can crush entire watermelons with their mouths, why didn’t we get a tough inner roof.
When we stopped eating twigs in favor of nuts and berries.
Note: this is an entirely made up fact.
In nineteen-ninety…
Yes, but we started eating Doritoes and they will fuck you up. :)
You’re doing it wrong… you gotta crush up the whole bag all at once and then poke a straw in there like it’s a Capri-Sun.
Can confirm, way better with a spoon or straw
“dust-sun”