Editor’s note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations

existentialmemes

Alright, I’m going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can’t opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it’s weird that you don’t want to.

No you can’t be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it’s never too early to start reminding you of that.

  • starman2112@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
    83·
    3 hours ago

    Why don’t you fuck off and set off your bombs in an unpopulated area? You’re the one shelling my house, you fuck off

    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.worldEnglish
      21·
      2 hours ago

      I don’t know, maybe because we live in a society that has chosen to have a couple days of celebration where it’s 100% ok to do so? Rather than the entire population having to go somewhere else so that your precious little ears don’t hear fireworks, maybe you could just stop being such a whiney bitch about it?