• Some people have never had to cut through chain quickly, and it shows.

    Give me 10 minutes with my cordless angle grinder and a fresh pack of cutting discs and I’ll have every link cut from head to toe

    Or 20 minutes with a hacksaw and I’ll at least have a link cut that allows me to unravel the chain.

    Or just make the immortal person Jeff bezos and I’ll just call it a day?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      He’s just wrapped in chains. Roll him so he goes groin first once, because fuck him for making me get out of my chain chair, then roll him the rest of the way to safety. He can starve the rest of the way out of the chains.