Thief? No, she caught that hot dog fair and square!
She cannot be the hot dog thief because she’s a cat, not a dog. The defense rests.
Smol Goodman, attorney at law
nitrates bad for kitty
It’s bad for us too. Note: I am not a cat.
Sounds something a cat would say :3
Yes, in case anyone is not aware, meat with preservatives in it are not good for cats (dogs too but they have a slightly higher tolerance IIRC.
https://www.animalcareclinicjc.com/news/2022/11/1/can-you-feed-your-cats-hot-dogs
also not good for humans.
Who stole half that kitty’s hot dog?
Unless she stole that directly out of somebody’s mouth, I’m thinking it was fair game.
Circumstantial evidence, motion to dismiss.
They could not have done it. This cat was definitely with me, on my couch napping like a cute little fuzzy-wuzzy-snuggle-bunny when the hotdog went missing.
I’m sure you mean she liberated that hot dog.
Goddammit Donut!
Literally my first thought was, ‘did Donut have a magical hot dog in the books?’
