Agreed.

Einen großen schwarzen Kaffee, bitte.

It’s the only sentence I know and, honestly, it seems to work well in most situations.

Just stare unblinking at a clock. When it suddenly jumps forwards several hours subtract the difference. Easy.

Doesn’t work when crossing time zones or during daylight savings transitions.

Fucking degenerate.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why? Because you’re supposed to get 3² meals.

F5line.

🎵Until this Horse said, “Live with me”,🎵

🎵And now they’ve got a new family!🎵

You better believe I’m gonna drive as slowly as you want if I get a cat out of it.

I can’t wait to buy my own place and get a cat. It’s going to be full of shit like this - tents, tunnels, beds, posts, climbing walls - and in the middle of it and old shoe box and carrier bag that actually get all the attention.

“ɹnoɾuoq.”

The cat just wants a baby so it can sleep on it’s warm face.

The thing I find particularly annoying about W is that they could have just forked BlueSky and set up the first serious AtProtocol federation.

Can we be like the Beneluxians or Scandinavians instead?

Yeah, that’s not a straw, though. It’s like a redwood. A forest of redwoods.

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

I’m from the North of England and we say “aye! t’was onna night most un’nartual, when good folk did pull down the shutters and bring their children reet close and 'uddle themselves away, for they couldn’t rightly say if they wus hearing the howling of t’wind, the shrieking orra newborn, or the wailin of the beast, in this very valley [x] years/moons ago” and I think that’s beautiful.

See also: Dubai chocolate, affogato, “two best buds running a burger shack” tall burgers… all were amazing, until they became a marketable meme, as you said. And now they’re shit.

Yeah, and some people insist on steaming or, worse, boiling broccoli for far, far too long.

“with cheese”? Yeah, okay.

Just “cheese”? No, bullshit. That’s like saying “meat” or “fruit”.

Bigger burgers should be wider, not taller. End of conversation.