Today! Very well news! Good journalisted news! Headlines:
My toddler says she will never eat food again in her life because we demanded she eats two pieces of broccoli.
The child rapist who shits himself says he will kill the world if they don’t do what he says.
My cat says (interpreted) that he is literally dying of hunger and sadness if he doesn’t get a double portion of his favorite food.
CEO of shoddily written autocomplete app claims it will kill us all if he doesn’t get a trillion dollars.
Fridge magnets fell on floor, say FOOD ANY IS IS SUN FOR THREE.
Market manipulation incoming.
Trump is panicking, such a sure sign of being a strong man and in control. 🤣
The Easter morning social-media tantrum was 100% a performance for his base. I guarantee everyone in Iran government who saw it, promptly muttered “what an utter dipshit” and didn’t change their plans one iota.
The deadline was supposed to be today. I guess he extended it without admitting.
He is too stupid, too egotistical and too unstable to be trusted.
Taco
Yup. Tomorrow is Taco Tuesday and I’m in the mood for some tacos.
Of course everyone expects TACO, some measures that inevitably backfire, but honestly, this may be short sighted. If they strap a nuke onto ICBMs and shoot them anywhere that they thinks blocks the passage, that would “work”. It would be insane and with immesurable bad consequences, but Iran would face hell and probably stop holding the passage closed.
Praise be to Allah
Like the hell of living in the US?
But, he told his allies it would be so easy to do. He couldn’t have lied to them?
