Don’t worry, it definitely isn’t imperialism.

Just encouraging workers to seize the means of production at gunpoint.

Bwahahahah.

He says he has all the cards but has to get Daddy Vladdy’s permission to take a leak.

Pathetic.

Agree. Europe being forced to find its spine won’t be good news for Vladdy.

Sure, Nige.

Once all the rules and systems that favor me are destroyed I’ll finally be free to become the Mad Max warlord I’ve always dreamt of being.

He would just draw it with a sharpie between Hawaii and Alaska.

If it helps, they’re not deciding on a new pope.

Oh noes!

He would know. He’s an expert on stupidity.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ign_vZupjno

Rubio was bored. Didn’t have enough jobs.

Oh no how unfortunate.

“Presented” in the biological sense.

What, above the age of consent?

Beginning to think this Putin fellow might be up to no good.

If “does this look infected?” was a person.