

Everything was fine after Putin annexed Crimea, right? And Abkhazia. And South Ossetia.
No more wars.
Just Luhansk. And Donetsk. Maybe Odessa.
Also Lithuania. And Estonia. After Moldova.
Also, there are five Russian-speakers in Alaska, so better annex that. Just in case.
Sorry, forgot Chechnya.







Sucks to suck, Vlad.