Could this be - good news?
Please tell me this is straightforward good news. No grand strategies for world domination or revenge, no ulterior motives, just the world getting a bit better.

Douglas Adams was a gift to humanity.
“See first, think later, then test. But always see first” is a good one.

I told you I was ill vibes

Oof. I felt that.

I know its a daydream but this aussie would love to join the EU.
Maybe its time for an Eastern Union? IDK just thinking out loud.

Wanna see my downstairs mixup?

We had one that served cheap caraffes of magaritas & a breathaliser near the exit.
I cant quite remember the high score though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mouse_That_Roared_(film)

The more magic switch perhaps?

https://xkcd.com/37/

The last paragraph feels like this

Alain de Botton did some really good philosophy videos, maybe for the BBC.
Recommended.

Pedant here:
A homophone is a number of words that sound the same.

I always upvote people who alway upvote people who always upvote people who always upvote people spreading the good word. Although, this is my first time doing it I think.

~WHERE DO THEY GO?~

If you like applied Science I highly recommend breaking taps

Is this the start of a zombie movie?

You’ll be having cheese dreams tonight.