• DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Exclamations I used to say:
    “Big black bats!” - something to do with Batman or something?
    “Great Qubits!” - I liked quantum physics, because I didn’t understand it

    Insults and exclamations I say now:
    “Eat a (some kind of weapon)!” - Fancy way to tell someone “kill yourself”. Like “Eat a grenade”, “Eat a gun”
    Random syllables that sound like Klingon mixed with Slavic and Hebrew - I speak none of those languages, but still say stuff like “Vzer krakh!” when I get annoyed by popups.
    “Koskenkorva!” - the Finnish vodka-like drink. I don’t even drink that.

    Breaking the “non-religous” constraint, because i want to:
    “Jesus Christ in a tank!” - In response to something very surprising that I can’t remember

    Saving the best for last: Captain Haddock interjections.
    “Ten thousand thundering typhoons!”
    “Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!”
    “Addlepated lumps of anthracite!”
    “Antediluvian bulldozer!”
    “Pompous popinjay!”
    “Pockmark!”