• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    >start war
    >ask everyone else to pay for your war
    >threaten more war if they don’t pay for the first war

    THE ART OF THE DEALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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      His presidency perfectly summarized. He‘s a mean bully that destroys things but if you give him your lunchbox and make some flattering remarks he‘ll be a little less shitty to you, personally. Rinse and repeat until the country he runs is no more.

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        The only people he’s been less shitty to are the ones who stood up to him, not the ones who surrendered their lunchboxes.