return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 20 hours agoIt's 2026, which tech did you realistically think we would have by now?message-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down12
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareIt's 2026, which tech did you realistically think we would have by now?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 20 hours agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareRouthinator@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 hours agoGuillotines and a lineup of billionaires in straight jackets
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 hours agoReally fancy guillotines, with Internet Access, Bluetooth, and AI, of course. “I’m Alan, your Virtual Execution Assistant. I can offer you a choice of a Last Cigarette, or Last Words, which would you like to choose?”
minus-squaresawdustprophet@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 minutes ago“Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?”
Guillotines and a lineup of billionaires in straight jackets
Really fancy guillotines, with Internet Access, Bluetooth, and AI, of course.
“I’m Alan, your Virtual Execution Assistant. I can offer you a choice of a Last Cigarette, or Last Words, which would you like to choose?”
“Quick and painless, or slow and horrible?”