Russia CAUSED the Brexit movement.

And Putin couldn’t be happier about it.

Conservatives are mind-bogglingly gullible and easy to manipulate.

Putin and his Oligarch buddies have been automatically looting their country for more than 30 years, and the long-term effects have been apparent for awhile, such as the poor condition of their military when it came time to fight a war again. Judging by the clues, their ability to be a true nuclear deterrent should be reassessed. If their nuclear silos are in similar shape to this launchpad, we don’t have a lot to worry about.

There’s a big difference between this and shooting at unarmed American citizens who are legally exercising their 1st Amendment Rights.

He really thinks the Nobel Committee is as stupid as he is. He thinks they’ll believe that he has brokered all these peace deals where there hasn’t been any peace at all, and won’t notice that he’s starting all kinds of shit with all kinds of countries, including illegal attacks on Venezuelan fishing boats.

Oh yeah, and he changed the name of the Department of DEFENSE, to the the Department of WAR. That certainly sends the wrong message.

But none of that matters to him, because he still thinks he can demand, bully, strongarm, pressure, cheat, and bribe his way to a Nobel Prize, like he’s done for everything else in his life.

Look at Trump. He routinely claims he knows more about everything than anybody. That’s clearly a lie, since nobody knows more than my Uncle Bob after three beers.

Steve Jobs proved that even Sociopathic Oligarchs can be just as stupid as anyone else when it comes to health. Maybe even stupider, since their uncontrolled narcissism has convinced them that they are smarter than doctors. I encourage this trend.

I’m old enough to have the Smallpox vaccine, so have fun with that, you MAGA Morons.

Posting this article is anti-Semitic. /S

I’m looking forward to some good Potatin for Thanksgiving. Sweet AND mashed.

I’m not Canadian, so I’ve never eaten Putin.

Do these people actually KNOW any cats? You can’t eradicate them. It’s impossible, they are WAY smarter than we are.

More likely, they’ll get angry at the eradication measures, and eliminate the humans instead.

Don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

No, I meant that they created a demand by marketing up Halitosis like it’s a major problem.

That’s nothing new, they still do it constantly. Those women’s deodorant commercials make women feel like they are carrying a cloud of funk around with them wherever they go, and they have to smear this deodorant over every inch of their bodies or they’ll offend every nasal passage in the county.

Before you can offer a solution, you need to make them feel like they have a terrible problem that needs to be fixed immediately, at any cost. Even if you have to make it up.

Just go Pss, Pss, Pss, and they’ll either run away, or flop down for some pets.

Everybody came here to say the same thing: I need that sign in my house.

You say that as the AfD, ANOTHER militant German political entity, is on the rise.

This what they call “History repeating itself.”

Because it’s better than the shitty music record labels are spewing these days. It’s pretty bad when computer generated music is better than some plastic pop tune “composed” by 12 “producers” who pieced together samples from 30 pieces of classic music recorded by legendary musicians, then stuck some pretty manikin in front to provide a voice to be digitally manipulated until it can be crammed into the mix.

Germany. Here we go again.

Maybe we should start writing down our history, so we won’t make the same mistakes again, for when the next generation zones out when their grandparents try to tell them how to avoid the bad old days from happening again. Of course, we’d have to teach people to read, and train up their Critical Thinking Skills. That sounds like a lot of work, but more importantly, it will cost too much money. Those Sociopathic Oligarchs’ yachts need a lot maintenance. Can’t be wasting that money on education for the poorest 98%.

Fuck it, a world war every 50 to 100 years is necessary to control the population level.

Listerine was a cleaning product until they decided to boost sales by positioning it as a mouthwash.

First, they had to convince everyone that they needed mouthwash, so they invented HALITOSIS (bad breath), and then offered Listerine as the solution.

Lysol tried a similar pivot, except they tried to market their cleaning product as post-sex birth control douche. Listerine’s pivot caught on, Lysol’s didn’t.

The Andy Griffith Show, but I don’t know about the adjective “weirdly.” The show is supposed to be cozy and comfortable, and it succeeds better than any other show I know. Hilarious, too. Barney Fife is the funniest character in the history of TV. I even named my Lemmy handle after him.

Perhaps a better choice would be one of my favorite Star Trek series - Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, or Voyager. I record them on TIVO, so I have a huge bank to choose from. I often watch an episode as the last thing before going to bed.

"You like this better, or else "