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ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

Our Database

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ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/44695951

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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    OurSQL exists, it’s called MariaDB. It was forked from MySQL when Oracle bought it and started to fuck with it.

  • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de
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    When vibecoders let the slopmachine set up a "My"SQL database and don’t check where it stores the API key.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Fuck yeah

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    We have OurSQL at home, it’s called MonoDB

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      “Mongodb is web scale”

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      That’s noSQL

  • HelloRoot@lemy.lol
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    You forgot to name your daughter “our” so you can’t call your db that.

  • Soot [any]@hexbear.net
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    MariaDB is already cooler, obviously.

    Very weird though that both it and MySQL are owned by private equity.

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