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minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up93arrow-down3·3 days agoStay away from windows, comrade.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49arrow-down2·3 days agoAnd poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
minus-squareSippyCup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down2·3 days agoAnd walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down2·3 days agoAnd Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
minus-squareharmbugler@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoOr touch door handles
minus-squaredubyakay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoOr get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
minus-squarenorthface@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoOr get dust blown in your face.
minus-squareRandom_Character_A@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down2·3 days agoDon’t wear underpants
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down3·3 days agoDon’t drink anything
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·3 days agoUnfortunately, VX also works on your face
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoApply directly to the forehead.
minus-squarevenusaur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·3 days agoOr they can shoot you with a poison dart
minus-squarezr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·3 days agoOh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
minus-squareAssassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 days agoA very minecraft murder method, I like it.
Stay away from windows, comrade.
And poisonous frogs only found in the Amazon
And walk faster than anyone with an umbrella.
And Don’t fly on any planes near Russia airspace.
Or drink tea.
Or touch door handles
Or get pranked by two separate women at the airport.
Or get dust blown in your face.
or open your mail
Don’t wear underpants
Don’t drink anything
Unfortunately, VX also works on your face
Apply directly to the forehead.
Or they can shoot you with a poison dart
Oh they will just construct a building around him instead. Just to throw him out.
A very minecraft murder method, I like it.