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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·6 hours agoUh, yeah I tried. I jumped off my roof with cardboard attached to my arms and flapped. It didn’t work. 😔
minus-squarewebadict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 hours ago90% of people quit RIGHT before they learn to fly.
minus-squareTheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 hours ago … that must have been another of your dreams a dream of mad man moon
minus-squareLSNLDN@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoWhen I was really young I was very confused as to why my plastic shopping bag always seemed to fail as a parachute. Reckoned I needed more height.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoBet it made you a legend tho, right?
Uh, yeah I tried. I jumped off my roof with cardboard attached to my arms and flapped. It didn’t work. 😔
90% of people quit RIGHT before they learn to fly.
When I was really young I was very confused as to why my plastic shopping bag always seemed to fail as a parachute. Reckoned I needed more height.
Bet it made you a legend tho, right?