And now, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome senator Bernie Sanders

Well, he’s already let ol’ man Vlad sniff around Alaska, so…

How long until he says “Yes, it’s meant to do that. I want it to say that” ?

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

I’m desperate to know what will be next. Jam? Chocolate spread? Cream?

Mae Martin’s parents once drove their car under a moose and now Mae is non-binary

I think it goes like… if you avoid the moose your gender stays the same. If you hit it your gender changes and if you drive under it you become non-binary ?

If they don’t cut it out with the lasers, I’m getting my slingshot.

Lickspittles

Gonna need to get those Coke-drinking polar bears a fridge…

The splits

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I’ve been struggling for years, living in poverty since I was 18 despite having just about the best education you can have in my field. I’ve made desperate decisions and risky moves to keep a roof over my head all while being spat on by all sorts of people and weathering wave after wave of politically motivated anti-intellectualism and it’s 2AM and I’m exhausted from digging a fucking trench to install pipes for the shitty house in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that I’ve had to move to in order to be able to work from home…

And this piece of news made me cry a little. Even though I don’t live in Ireland.

Cause I know how it is to feel like there’s no way out and to watch how everyone consumes art daily like addicts all while saying artists don’t matter and we should be grateful for the “privilege” we have and yelling “get a real job” anytime you complain.

And that’s my piece. Bring on the logical arguments. I’ve laid out my feelings.

Also, UBI for everyone would be fucking amazing. Why we’re not doing that is beyond me. It’s like “they” think that without a “carrot on a stick” everyone will stop working. If I had a penny for everyone who practically can’t think straight because of how worried they are about basic needs I’d probably save those pennies for my own basic needs. Fear is not a good motivator for workers.

I saw a full thread of Greta hate on Reddit. Completely unhinged. I think it was r/worldnews. I then argued with someone and they sent me a DailyMail link.

King Kong?

EDIT: Oh, nevermind, I just got that.

The UK is somewhere in the middle

Now Romania… THAT’S where the real rednecks are (I live there, it’s more conservative that any US state lol)

Under circumstances as dire as those you only have one shot, one opportunity.

Talking positively about it in a public space is illegal in many countries. It counts as promoting it. It’s a useful guardrail against having it return as a mainstream ideology.

Must be getting ready to go shoot a movie or something, am I right?

Of course NATO is not a trusted organization to an administration consisting exclusively of Russian agents.

Seriously, are we sure these assholes even speak English and have English names or is there some cover-up going on?

Thank you! 😊