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minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoWait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoSure, but you know what beats all three: two swords and an axe.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoGuess what beats that? A Balrog.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 years agoOoh. Good reference! Nice!
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoMaybe it’s a Swordbreaker axe, turn the triangle on its head. Mans been holding onto it since back in the Prologue, probably has some Durability left.
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
Sure, but you know what beats all three: two swords and an axe.
Guess what beats that? A Balrog.
Ooh. Good reference! Nice!
Maybe it’s a Swordbreaker axe, turn the triangle on its head.
Mans been holding onto it since back in the Prologue, probably has some Durability left.