• Bogasse@lemmy.ml
    101·
    1 month ago

    Linux, Microsoft & iOS engineers have a flat tire.

    • The Apple engineer : “let’s replace this tire ASAP”
    • The Linux engineer : “we need to understand what caused the issue first, or it might happen again”
    • The Microsoft engineer : “shouldn’t we just go back in the car and see if the issue solves itself?”
    • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
      4·
      1 month ago

      The Apple Exec: “let’s remove the tyre altogether, and sell it piecemeal back to the driver”

        • tetris11@lemmy.mlOP
          2·
          30 days ago

          “Ooh I’m sorry, petrol no longer works in your car. Yeah sorry. Yeah, I know it used to, but we took the gas tank out for safety reasons.”