The mafia has infested law enforcement too.
I accidentally took the wrong streetcar when visiting San Francisco and ended up in the Castro.
They put a boot on my gender and had it towed. Apparently I have to pay $450 plus $85 per day storage to get it out of impound. I said “forget it” and they crushed it into a cube.
You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
The Gay Agenda: to make people live their authentic selves and lives.
“Wait that’s… comm… no freedom… noo not like that!”
by any means necessary
my gender is “goon with transgenderizer gun”
Mine is “goose with transgenderizer gun”
Where can i find the alphabet mafia?
To avoid it, of course
Just joke about how much you totally don’t want to do queer things because you’re totally straight and not trans!
sigh😮💨
i really need to buy more dresses…
they did this to sell you more cute dresses >:3
Jamuke?
TIL jamoke:
Etymology:
by shortening of jamocha “coffee,” blend of java and mocha
