ekZepp to Lord of the [email protected]English • edit-213 days agoBecause "reasons"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up1985arrow-down110
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•edit-213 days agoLots of jewellery. Got to bring it all back to the old volcano. No fly zone for eagles, again. Damn.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•13 days agoOne bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca linkfedilinkEnglish6•13 days agoPerhaps a diadem? The ol HP-LOTR crossover?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•12 days agohonestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•12 days agojingle-jingle Legolas: Oh shit… Glamrond the Fabulous draws near… jingle -jingle Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears? jingle-jingle Legolas: He is… Dripping with Rizz…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•12 days agooh god and of course they’d have a pimp stick for a wand, perhaps yeezys of the traveller?
Lots of jewellery. Got to bring it all back to the old volcano. No fly zone for eagles, again. Damn.
One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.
Perhaps a diadem? The ol HP-LOTR crossover?
honestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol
jingle-jingle
Legolas: Oh shit… Glamrond the Fabulous draws near…
jingle -jingle
Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears?
jingle-jingle
Legolas: He is… Dripping with Rizz…
oh god and of course they’d have a pimp stick for a wand, perhaps yeezys of the traveller?