what if the real oil was the friends we made along the way

Idk, i think it’s much more effective to spriongle the dinglang with a sminkinant, of course you’ll want to use excelsior to provision the brumgle for maximum convenience.

get one of those brushing gloves, 5 minutes of vigorous pets and you’ve halved the volume of the cat

dietary fibre

it’s still a real word, because “to who it may concern” sounds wrong while “to whom it may concern” is funny when written on the side of a bomb

these fish plushies are unironically the ideal cat toy: they’re the perfect size for the cat to latch onto and bunny kick to their heart’s content, there’s nothing on them that would harm the cat, and i bet they absolutely soak up scents like a sponge (which cats love).

“HUMAN, BRING ME THE SECOND BRAIN CELL”

and this is why i’ll never be able to work more than 50%

cats have 2 modes:
i don’t know you and if you don’t go away now i’m going to slaughter you
hello friend please rub my belly i love you i love you i love you purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i for one actually don’t think it’s AI, i think it might just be a bag of cat toys with a handkercheif on it. The cats and the bed look much too sensible to be AI imo.

where the fuck do you think most people here came from

holy fuck dude, the cat would be out of that thing in half a second if it didn’t like wearing it

if it lets you get that close it’s almost certainly friendly

> abuse cats
> they do everything in their might to tell you to fuck off because you’re making their lives miserable
> “man i hate cats, they’re so unpleasant”

it’s like how you can feel the heat of the sun despite the air being cold, heat radiating from your body reflects against the foil and hits you again, whereas if you touch the foil the heat in your fingers goes into the material directly.

this, there’s much better litter these days. My mom uses something made of sawdust i think and not only is that obviously great for the environment, it’s more effective and less smelly

hi i want to stay at home with your cat as well, i’ll bring chicken nuggets (mostly for the cat but you can have one)

it just means two, it’s less inherently noteworthy than 6 in sweden (literally “sex”)

he wants cuddles

jaws theme