For this, just adjust your expectations of what success is. Take it one day at a time.

This is probably it. In my door I have to close it with some force unless a window is open then its big boom time.

I often wonder if we’re supposed to be as smart as we are, like in general. I see some people and think “what a fucking moron” but like put them next to basically any other animal on the planet and they’re doing alright.

Late to the party, had no solutions myself anyway, just wanted to say thank you OP for including the solution in the post.

No real weight for the system I think. Theres a lot less people though, so if I see the same guy like 5 times in a row with -8 comments, I’m more inclined to think that person is a prick because thats how humans are built.

Its not going to stop them posting or push them to the bottom by default or anything though.

Except the Ben saga and the whole Dr Cox breaks down bit.

They are absolutely not for when youre feeling down.

If we can make it a competition, I once lost my airplane ticket by putting it through the xray scanner. Im a fairly sterile environment, white walls and floors, one box where it could be and surrounded by guards on the lookout for anything suspicious. The closest thing to a magic trick ive ever done.

Lucky for me my wife had the tickets on the phone and the airplane crew let us on but I was shitting myself so hard.

This is such a pain in my ass now that ive got a full blown family. Trying to retrace my steps to find the thing I out down 30 seconds ago. Except ive got a toddler hanging off my leg shouting daddy daddy and an annoyed wife in my way demanding to know where I had it last and that she cant believe I lost it and that I just had it so how can I not know where it is.

I swear im gonna go for a diagnosis when I get round to it.

Can I have even a single trait or quirk that the Internet doesn’t “when ADHD LOL” post about? Just one? Every. Damn. Thing.

Smart or stupid is irrelevant. What matters is how much it loves you back. Assuming all else is equal, smarter is better, but I’d rather have a lovable moron than an evil genius.

I think i count, I cant just see things that aren’t there. I can contextualise them, I have an awareness of what a pink fluffy elephant jumping the mcdonalds m on a skateboard would look like, but I can’t see it the way I can hear a song in my head or the internal monologue.

I can make the visual imagination work by riding the line between sleep and wake in bed, and its fucking awesome. Im so so jealous of people who can just do it whenever.

Cleaning your cup in an already immaculate kitchen is like a vacation activity. I enjoyed pottery painting too but im not going to start doing it at home.

bUt HoW Do YoU GeT PrOtEiN!?

Im not even vegan, but just imagining the conversations for 10 seconds Im already sick of it.

Theres been more than scratches. Seems like multiple times a day theres a new thing, just one of which would have been enough to sink someone’s entire career 20 years ago.

Im not sure if its due to constant access to unlimited news, a sign of the times we live in, or simply him being untouchable.

Im currently on the ostrich defence.

I stopped watching the news, I blocked as much news as I can on here and reddit.

Piece of piss.

many dont disclose if what they do is sponsored

I assume they all are. If they say “OK so I just got <some product> and…” I immediately disregard anything they have to say.

This is my cat. There are many like it but this one is mine. My cat is my best friend. It is my life.

I ask bunch of questions about the task to try and push the meeting exactly as close to lunch time as necessary so that when I get back to my work its immediately time to turn back around and go to lunch.

Can confirm. The IT guys never deserve their money.

If theyre doing it right, why do we need them? Everything works.

If they do it even slightly wrong, why are we paying them? They clearly can’t do anything right.