This is awful. Just plain awful.

The logic of this makes no sense. Scooby clearly demonstrates basic intelligence and sentience throughout every official iteration of the show. Combined with cartoon logic, he would likely just comically zoom out of there once he realizes that he can indeed operate door handles, or that there is some sort of Scooby snack or STACKED sandwich somewhere outside. So even if there would be a joke about Scooby realizing he doesn’t have the opposable thumbs to operate the door handles (even though dogs IRL have demonstrated they can open more complex door handles, latches, and other mechanisms,) Scooby could also just punch a Scooby-sized hole in the van to get to his prized hobby of eating.

A far more realistic “dark” take would be something akin to who made Scooby sick by feeding him so much food that’s bad for dogs, though again I’d argue he’s demonstrated an iron stomach.

My personal hell - I hate ska. I never could quite pick it up pick it pick it up

Grieve. Feel it. That’s love. It hurts and it’s heavy, but that’s just the cost of them moving from a physical reality to one of memory and emotion. Don’t shut it out - mitigate it if you have to, bit by bit. But grief, to me, has never been about those you love leaving, that’s just them knocking at your heart’s door, asking to be let in.

if this is true, then why am I not genocidal against people who can’t get none

like a pregnancy scare

Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick

Not speaking for women here. Just me

But will it affect my memory? And how long do I have left?

This is great, sometimes you need to have those solid, clear boundaries.

If you want to be somewhat “diplomatic,” what I’ll do is give a response depending from whom it comes from.

Not my boss: “please check with my boss to see if he wants me to drop anything to help you.”

my boss: “I’m doing x, y, and z. Which do you want me to drop so I can do this new task?”

Just guessing, but she probably felt hurt and rejected. Doesn’t matter how kindly you phrase it, her hopes and wants were built on fragile insecurity in the temperament of turbulent emotions. The slightest breeze of sincerity, no matter how warm, was all it took to break down her shelter of dreams. It left her naked and exposed to the elements of loneliness, within the closed borders of her skull - what chance did your kindness have when the envoys find themselves crashing upon walls, and her ears herald that they must be under attack?

I mean maybe you just said something really wacky but elsewise nah you’re fine

I don’t believe your pedantry supersedes the need of unpregnant men

“A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the LORD your God.”

Man christians gotta take the fun outta everything. What are they gonna ban next, anal!?

Be the change you want to see in this world

ok people need to be realistic. You will never get that delicious toxic Asuka-Shinji relationship. I have been a trans-inclusive misogynistic for YEARS and all I have is the hospital room scene but without Asuka

fuck YES gimme that windex bubbly

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

I’m not sure if I’m missing something but i thought that was funny as fuck

“Angel or Skye?”

sweats homophobicly

What if they just double jump over it?

Actually, if you compare the example with the show it’s using the image from, there are several instances where the robot controls everything, and the 14 year old Japanese girl is just a soulless clone of your dead mom because your dad’s sad and horny

I’m not sure where the analogy fits in anymore but there’s also a penguin who lives in the refrigerator