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I don’t understand. I’ve followed the instructions in the post but I still don’t have ramen

Hahaha clever meme this is very funny like what an excellent anime capture, what anime would you even watch to get such a funny still, like what episode at which minute would you even be able to watch this scene haha

Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

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I’m no one at all

ANIMAL REGULARITY DETECTED

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

I want that guitar pedal

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees