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Except this time the fascist states are nuclear capable. The idea here is to avoid nuclear war.

The constant underlying risk of global thermonuclear holocaust.

I refuse to take sexy AI stuffed animals seriously and nobody can make me.

Oh man, who sells these toys so I can make sure to avoid them? Like, which website specifically There are so many, oh man! It’s so hard to know which specific one to avoid! And also, how do I make sure they can’t be modified to accept a fleshlight? You know, just to make extra sure I don’t get a slutty slop hole of a filth spewing teddy bear that will take on all-comers. No one wants that! That would be disgusting.

FUCK censorship!

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The MBAs have taken over the world and are enshitifying entire safety critical industries. They’ve been testing how high they can get the stock price/deaths ratio before someone makes them stop. This is why some industries just shouldn’t be driven by profit, and very near the top of that list is aviation safety.

With the FAA overrun with industry goons and Trump appointees, and aircraft design flaws now acceptable as a cost of doing business, we can expect more regulatory cuts and bits of passenger strewn about the landscape.

Worse, religious fundamentalists.

With actual headlines like this, how is The Onion still in business?

Yea, that last time the US and Russia did this we had to ban nuclear weapons in space.

I don’t know much about MMA or Ireland and I could have told you that.