Oh you mean the ground here. Lol it makes a lot more sense that way 😂

Just misinterpreted the wording. Carry on.

So if the robot shoots the portal on the ground and then itself, what good does a set of portals that are both on Mars do?

The usage of those terms became blurred immediately, as far as general public awareness goes.

If you use enough brain cells to be above “lol, I like that clip clicks like lolol”, then you’re labeled a nerd.

If you’re familiar with any acronyms that have to do with tech, then you’re a super nerd.

Why put one on the robot? Am I missing something?

I’m deathly ill.

I mean you would still need to poop. But you wouldn’t have to worry about the time or your situation.

The best pope is only as good as the worst priest. And either way Catholics have been pretty messed up over the years.

The only good pope is a dead one. There is no way to see them as valuable as anything other than an example of what not to dedicate your life to. Nothing but good comes from that religion collapsing.

But so far there’s always another. One day we will be rid of them. Hopefully we’re at least halfway through their chapter in history.

I dunno, a magic genie. This is just wishes man.

Fuuuuuck catholicism. Fuck all religious leaders, really, but they have probably caused more damage than all the others combined, so fuck them in particular.

Step 1-Take him to the trash pile. Send all of the next candidates there as well. (Read-kill all the religious that are there)

Step 2- Raid the Vatican and take the proceeds where you wish.

Step 3- ???

Step 4- Enjoy a slightly better world.

Fuck you pope. I wish he’ll was real for you, I really do. Your existence is a cancer.

Bye bitch

Everyone knows these lasers can’t hit anything on this flat earth. It needs to aim so far down the water will refract it unless you’re within like 20 feet.

When I was a kid my parents won some kind of sweepstakes or drawing. Well it was like third or fourth prize, but it was a huge box (a cube almost as tall as my legs are now) that was just filled with cereals.

A Kellogg’s contest, I believe. Can’t remember for sure.

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Can we trade situations then? I would like to drink it again.

I see. Maybe I’m normal after all.

Somebody hasn’t tried Fresca

Wait, isn’t this just assumed? This seems normal.

I say woot. At least 2-3 times a week.

Goddamnit no. 20 years ago was the 80s bro.

Now you’re talking.