Da wird doch der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt.

A competition of the fastest, strongest, sweatiest gays…

Why did Constantinople get the works?

“doing extra” I wonder who is fooled by this sign

Americans who voted for people to be killed dumbfounded as regime moves to kill more people.

Purrm

She’s a hero

Hear me out: no bed sheets, only blanket on air matress

🤮

Wow, I had no idea there was no fascism anywhere! Thanks!

Yeah but imagine having to explain to your daughter at breakfast, “Daddy, what’s that on the label? What’s cancer?”

So an artists worth is determined by external, financial factors? What?

Kim’s asshole is almost tight enough for it

3am: ~

How to NOT to be like this

In Russia, heart surgeon, #1!

The problem is they are treating the main questline as side content. This is an error of categorization.

So what you’re telling us is we can survive without paying $600 to mega evolve our pokemon like we could 10 years ago?

Let me guess, it was an accident.