Tell me you’re laying people off without laying people off.

Botox helps with the wrinkles

You may have to lower your expectations. I’ve never seen cats play together with a toy. It’s always either taking turns or one watching the other. If one is too timid to play while the other is around, then you might have to play with them separately.

Toys with motors (moving ball, floppy fish, etc) have all scared my cats because of the noise.

They did like cork balls though. Something about the texture and weight. And tissue paper, cats love crinkly tissue paper.

Get him a cardboard box. He’s sad because there are no cardboard boxes.

Mute the ads

Sloppy joes is the new spaghetti code

You can’t reason with an irrational opinion. I applaud you for trying, but don’t blame yourself if it doesn’t work.

Yep I’d say it’s better to find someone you can leave him with while you’re overseas.

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Wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Seems like overkill when a pit with sharp rusty sticks would work just fine.

Keep an eye on Mike, he’s going to be trouble.

YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED BECAUSE YOU DARED TO COMMENT WITHOUT PROVIDING THE EXACT SOLUTION FOR OP’s PROBLEM (shame on you)

Wait what was the solution?

Found a solution, thanks everyone!

Not a European, but I’m going with dark alleys.

What happens to salaries when inflation is this high? If you wait for an EOY raise you’d starve.

Look at him, he’s starving!

I do microclouds in the service.

Serious Ally McBeal vibes.