Full Molotov Von Ribbentrop.

If you have curly hair, it draws out the moisture without destroying the lock pattern.

Basically, “who’s going to be the first famous person to kick the bucket in the new year”

Good.

The entire island of Hispaniola was Spanish until the 17th century. Shirt was pretty dire back then too.

But yeah, the French are the major power that fucked them good until the Monroe doctrine took over.

There’s “creepy and offputting” and then there’s this question.

I feel bad for Haiti, they’ve been dealt a shit hand from the very beginning. But it’s been crisis after crisis since Spanish times.

And for the tech stuff, Vannevar Bush’s 1947 Atlantic article gets you 95% of the way there.

None of this was a particularly hard prediction.

If this is true, it’s fucking supervillain levels of bad.

I’m surprised they didn’t just finish the job. Must be low on missiles.

Tell me more about that Nordic heritage where you sit around and sing translated Neapolitan folk songs.

We’re all connected.

Also a whole lot of straight people. I understand that has limited appeal here, but still :P

“What is that high memory area stuff they added in DOS4?”

gets swallowed by rabbit hole for days

“Oh, that!”

Only if you have trouble functioning. The only reason for diagnosis is access to care.

But, yeah, prior odds are significant ;)

As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.

Jill Stein the useful idiot?

“Not strictly necessary”, please stop you’ll sweep me off my feet!

Both notions are pretty far out there tbh. There is nothing wrong with ethically produced pornography.

Ngl the juxtaposition between “Pliny” and “Taco Bob” has me in stitches.

You are a pro cat namer.

Pliny is the one that’s supposed to travel, and then send you letters which range from “I saw a mountain just explode, yo” to “did you know aqueducts are like freakishly expensive” depending on whether he’s the older or the younger one.

Cate Blanchett is the GOAT.